Today, a tale from my childhood!
In my primary school, we used to play Chinese Whispers as a class, during ‘circle time’. The teacher would always start the game with a nice, child-friendly word like ‘Cat’ or ‘Bicycle’ and by the time it had gotten round the circle, it would usually end up being ‘Leprechaun rabies’ or something, and it would all be a jolly good laugh.
Every now and then, the naughty kids would change the word to something a little less child-friendly. And as we passed that new message around the circle, we waited, simultaneously holding our breaths for our teacher’s reaction. And oh boy, did we get a reaction...
“WHAT is the meaning of this!?! Did YOU change the word?!” he screamed, pointing furiously at a boy who just couldn’t hold back his laughter.
“RIGHT. I WANT TO KNOW WHO CHANGED THE WORD. Yolanda, we’ll start with you.”
All at once, everyone’s head swivelled towards me.
“WHAT WAS THE WORD THAT YOU HEARD PASSED AROUND THE CIRCLE?”
I gawped at him in horror. Would I really have to say it? The thing that had been passed around the class? The rude rude rude thing???
“I... I eat dicks”
AND EVERYONE LAUGHED. AND MY EIGHT YEAR OLD SELF DIED INSIDE.
OH GOD, IT WAS SO EMBARRASSING; IT LITERALLY PAINS ME TO WRITE IT!
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