It’s nice to finally get in touch with you! We’ve wanted to talk, if only to have a chat, for years, and I’m glad that we can, now that we’ve found each other.
Over the next few (hundred or so) years, I hope that we can become friends. We wouldn’t want an intergalactic war on our hands, now would we?
So let’s get to know each other! We have so many questions for you and your people!
What do you look like? Do you have laser guns or light sabers? What’s your political system like?
Far too much to ask in one letter, that’s for certain.
So I’d like to invite you to planet Earth (hopefully, you have the adequate transportation required to travel here- I know that we don’t, at the moment). When you arrive, we can go for an Italian meal and discuss our planets more deeply. I’m really interested what life, if it exists, is like on your home planet of Kepler 22B.
Of course, there’ll doubtless be lots that you want to know about us. Despite my young age, I think I will be able to tell you a lot about planet Earth and its ways. And, if I can’t answer your question, then there’s always Urban Dictionary.
All the best, and looking forward to meeting you,
Question for my commenters (all two of them): What would you ask an alien, and why? GET CREATIVE!