Last night I had a really freaky, wierd dream.
In the dream, my parents had gone out and I was home alone. I got bored, so naturally I found a gigantic gorilla and started ice skating with it. The police were, for some reason, really anti-giant-gorilla so they hired an even bigger gorilla to jump on it and kill it. It began to jump (and at this point the dream turned slow motion) and was rising above the smaller gorilla, when I turned into the smaller gorilla and was looking up at the enormous monkey about to land on top of me. Just at that moment, I realised that the police had sent RATS into my body, via a hole in my back, to investigate the smaller giant gorilla. I woke up at that point- just before I was presumably crushed by the enormous gorilla.
The really nasty, creepy thing in this dream was the sensation of rats crawling out of my back. The rats were just a bit too big to fit through the hole, so they kind of popped out and I can still remember the feeling of a long line of rats pop-popping out from between my shoulder blades.
BLEH. I FEEL VIOLATED.
Anyway, sorry about all that. Just some brief venting. All done.