1) Everyone always wants to be banker.
I don't know how it is in your house, but in my family, we all want to be the banker. Probably because the banker usually ends up winning. The thing is, you never actually meet anyone who has grown up ALWAYS wanting to be banker... but it is true that the banker does usually win in real life!
2) Fraud is perfectly acceptable.
"A bank error has been made in your favour. Collect £100." In real life, you'd be asked to give it back. But not in Monopoly! Keep it, go on- it's totally legal...
3) You can bribe your way out of prison.
Next time you're incarcerated, try whispering to the guard "Psst. Psst! How about I give you £50 and you just let me go... Deal?". Unless you're VERY lucky, that little trick is not going to work.
4) You can't borrow money from the bank.
Seriously Monopoly, what happened to loans from the bank?? My brother, the eternal Monopoly loser in our house, is always moaning about not being allowed bank loans, which you would definitely have in real life!
5) YOU could win second prize in a beauty contest?
Yeah right! Don't kid yourself, honey...
Well I hope you enjoyed today's rather silly little blog! I didn't really feel like writing anything majorly serious or political today, so I thought I'd do something a bit more lighthearted.
Comment below if you liked this post, and maybe I'll do more things like this. Ultimately, you guys have a lot of power over what I blog about, so do comment your opinions!