I know, I'm 16, I should have gotten it done about 5 years ago when everyone else was having their piercings done, right?
Well, I'll own up to it- I was a wuss.
I didn't get it done for ages because I was scared of the pain. It's true. Well yesterday I decided, spur of the moment, to just get it over with!
This idea didn't immediately win over my parents. My Dad was worried I'd run off and get 200 piercings instead of just one, and come home with more metal on my body than Anastasia from Fifty Shades of Grey.
So here, just to upset my dear old daddy, are the 5 weirdest piercings known to man!
Let's kickstart this countdown with the rather odd-looking eyelid piercing. I imagine this one hurts quite a lot, and I know I'd be terrified that they'd somehow damage my sight with the piercing gun, so I guess it's not for everyone.
But then again, I'm the wuss who waited until she was 16 to get basic earlobe studs, so maybe I'm far too sensible and boring for this kind of piercing!
Still, it would definitely annoy my Dad, so that's a plus side...
I like this one a lot, actually- because it's just so unique! This woman has turned her conjoined toes from a simple birth defect into something really cool and quirky, which I love. Although I'm thinking it might have been quite painful to walk on for the first few weeks...
Oooh this one's freaky! Until you open your mouth wide, nobody would ever know that it's there, and then- BAM! Bit of a hidden piercing, I guess.
I'd definitely consider this one (sorry Papa) purely because it's so cool, but I'm not sure how it would affect my singing voice- maybe I'd sound like a windchime everytime I tried to hit a highnote or something?! So I probably won't be getting this piercing any time soon...
I personally don't think that vaginas don't need anything doing to them because they're pretty perfect already (feminist, darling- keep up!) but if you don't agree, there are plenty of different piercings you can get done on your private parts.
Outer labia, inner labia, even clitoral piercings (Ouch), although apparently not all women can get all vaginal piercings because you need thin or thick vaginal skin for different piercings, and each woman is different, so sometimes you can't get the piercing you wanted because you're physically not suited to it.
Certainly not for me, but hey, I'm open minded if others want it!
Or, if you're feeling a bit daring, you could just get one of everything, like this man! He's got them in his brow, bottom lip, dimples, ears, forehead, neck, chin, cheeks, and through his nose.
Although this look is a bit full on - to say the least - it has its advantages. Like many full-on looks, it's quite cool and very bold, so I think it definitely makes a statement. Let's it put this way: it will definitely get you noticed (especially in airport security, which is why it's called The Metal Detector Special)!
So there you have it- the top 5 bodily piercings the human body can stand! I wonder what my Dad will have to say about these...
Comment below if there are any in the list that you particularly liked!
My favourite is definitely the toe one, because it's just so different.
I'm also interested to know how old YOU were when they got your first piercing, because I feel like I'm probably still not particularly old to get it done. If you've got any interesting piercing story, I'd also love to hear it in the comments!