Well, I don’t actually gamble, so my first reaction would probably be ‘Blimey that was lucky!’.
And then of course I’d do all of the standard millionaire things- invest in a huge house with a pool, buy a flash sports car, hire a full time gimp... You know the drill.
But what then? After all the initial cash-splashing, I really don’t have any grand ideas of what I’d do with the money!
I’d probably just end up sitting on my plush Harrods chaise longue, eating caviar with my gimp and watching The Apprentice in my home cinema. That’s just the sort of dull, lazy, painfully rich person I’d be. (Not to stereotype at all- I’m sure rich people also watch other shows in their home cinemas)
The only other thing I would do with the money, apart from donating ludicrous sums to African charities, is that I would go to Cannes and buy beautiful clothes. (Sorry, I can’t help being shallow)
Stunning dresses made from only the finest materials, diamond jewellery, and silk shirts...ah, heaven!
Yes, that’s what I’d do if I won the lottery. You probably disagree- so what would you do with the cash? Post me a comment below with your response!