Forgive my painfully sunny disposition but it’s Christmas soon and school finished today- so I just can’t contain all the happiness!!
But I have a feeling that I’m a lot more festive at the moment than anyone else in the world, so to get everyone else into that wonderful Christmas spirit, some of the best and worst cracker jokes!
Q: Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
A: Because he had low elf esteem!
(Geddit? Geddit?!? Self? Elf? Ah never mind...)
Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
(PAHAHAHAAAA I can barely contain my laughter!!!)
Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
(See, it's a sly comment on social stereotypes and our work-related prejudices. Smart humour, that's Not All About Boys for you!)
AND... MY ABSOLUTE FAVOURITE...
Q: What goes Ho, Ho, Swoosh, Ho, Ho, Swoosh?
A: Santa caught in a revolving door!
(Okay, I actually laughed at this!)
COMMENT YOUR FAVOURITE CHRISTMAS JOKES BELOW AND I’LL MENTION THE BEST IN MY NEXT BLOG!